Never turn your back on a well-dressed GizzA man

I found myself all alone on Halloween night. So I rummaged through my closet and and put together a tweed jacket and blue jeans that I picked up from the October group gift at GizzA. I slipped into some suede saddle shoes I found over at dirty.little.secret (not free) in their August men’s collection and headed down to the local pub. A full moon was out that night but you wouldn’t know it due to the dense fog that had rolled in shortly after sunset. The pub was packed with people throwing a Halloween party, so I slipped past everyone to the bar among yells berating me for not dressing up in a costume. I had a couple of beers and toward the end of the night I noticed one gorgeous lady leave the pub fairly early in the evening, followed closely by a couple of men who looked like they had not-so-nice intentions.

I left the bar and followed the men outside to see what they were up to. They were tailing the young woman as she entered a darkened alley (why do they always do that in the movies?) By the time I rounded the corner, they had her trapped at the end of the alley up against a wall. It was then that I looked up and noticed the moon peek through the fog and a sudden transformation came over me. I had been used to changing into a werewolf three nights a month since I was 15 y rs old so I carefully removed my clothes and folded them in a neat pile before the change was complete. I watched for a minute as they threatened her, before saying, “Nice night for a walk, eh fellas?” When they turned and saw me, they ran off into the night, all thoughts of harassing the young lady fleeing from their minds. Judging from the scent they left behind, I think one of them may have actually wet his pants. The young lady had feinted, probably in relief of the two thugs having run away, so I picked her up and carried her back to the pub doorway.

I then returned to retrieve my clothes and change back to my human self. By the time I got back to the pub the young woman was awake. I made sure she was alright and then asked her why she would go down a dark alley late at night. She replied, “I saw it in a movie once.”